Jacob

An annoying boy who looks like a gay ugly fish who is really stupid and is single for life also he likes someone named

Person 1: Is that Jacob? He looks gay
Person 2: YEPPP

by AnnoyingCow1365 December 3, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is the prettiest guy around. He's tall and skinny but in a way it's attractive. He has brown hair and brown eyes. Jacob is kind and friendly, sort of intelligent but he doesnt really show it, he has a very good sense of humour and makes those around him laugh. Jacob is a very quiet and anti-social person though. However he is great in relationships, though he chooses to be in them quiet rarely. If you manage to get in a relationship with him, consider yourself lucky. Cherish him always and don't break up with him, you will miss him once hes gone.

Person A: Hey whose that cute guy over there?

Person B: Oh thats Jacob

Person A: He's so cute, i wonder if he has a girlfriend

by anonymous December 5, 2021

Jacob

That type of guy who would go to Calgary with his girlfriend rather than the boys. Also someone who doesn’t tell anyone he’s going….at least get engaged.

Don’t be a Jacob

by Thatnigboi November 23, 2021

Jacob Martin

Typical high school douchebag with a tiny cock. thinks every girl should bow to him because he’s a chum jug but in honesty he’s on his knees blowing the football coach for playing time

What a Jacob Martin thing to do.

by billyjohn78 April 24, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a little gay ball with THE HOTTEST mom in the world

Have you seen Jacobs mom, shes sooo hot

by Jacobs mom is HOT AS SALSA June 2, 2025

jacob

jacob:cute , hot , most likely is a bad student.
great sense of humour.

will care and defend the ones he loves.
he has a big smile that could met anyones heart. If you have a jacob in ur life, don’t let them go.

Wow! Jacob is so cute

by NotMillie November 27, 2021

Jacob

You will fall for his charm and his kindness and his goofyness !! BUT NO STOP right there HE'S. A REALLY REALLLY Bad guy super bad Jacobs will break your heart leave the guy as fast as you can!! He only is playing with your feeling!! basically leading you on !! he talking to 100 other girl right now while your searching this up ! SO LEAVE HIM all guys that start with the letter " j " are bad trust me! I learned the hard way!

Jacob:...
you: ....and I oop

by Sadgirl12223 June 21, 2019