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Ur dad 2 degrees straight

The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude
Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight

world: suffers hideous injuries
by nigglynigel March 12, 2018
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Ur mom

Guy: dude omg

Guy2: what bro?

Guy:look! It’s ur mom



Guy:eating a sandwich
by Daswatshesed February 4, 2022
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ur mom

friend: what’s on your weekends to do list?
me: ur mom
friend: 🙁
by brynn 🤑 April 4, 2022
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Ur gramps made a lamps

if you hear this make sure your gramps still human K?
Oh Tyler your mum big gey Well Your Gramps made a lamps
by ohwhyareyouheretoday May 11, 2018
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ur mom

a comeback to literally anything someone says to you
person 1: dude i just got a win on fortnite
person 2: dude i just got ur mom

person 1: im fat
person 2: ur mom is fat

person 1: shut up
person 2: ur mom shut up
by rosii-ivii October 20, 2019
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Ur generation rainbow nation

Even worse than ur family tree lgbt
Time stops for a milisecond and the sun grows each time it is said
Person: ur family tree lgbt
Me: guess what ur generation rainbow nation
Person: disintegrates into dust and is removed from time and space itself
by FatNibba May 16, 2018
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Ur mom

That one human being that is a girl and very kind and loving to son. Too sad if you dont have one.
Hey you! Ur mom is so kind to me. But she died in a car crash.
by KatakuriFan69 September 20, 2022
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