Dirty Santa Meyers

A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!

Santa took that girl home and did the and pulled off the Dirty Santa Meyers!

by Bendy D January 12, 2023

The Dirty Volcano

When your partner is laying on the ground with only their shoulders touching, holding their legs to their head, while you proceed to have anal sex. Once you ejaculate in the rectum you grab their legs and thrust forward to the head making the semen shoot out of the anus like a volcano.

Friend: Why is the front of your shirt nasty?
You: Dude, I gave this chick "The Dirty Volcano" last night and she erupted on m shirt.

by BigSos21 September 12, 2011

Dirty Baldwin

Someone who performs oral sex on either gender in bright luminous reflective clothing, while using a dildo on themselves.

Fuck-me, Johnny Boy got out of car last night and pulled a Dirty Baldwin on me!

by LazerousAwoken April 1, 2020

dirty kemp

When you’re double dicking two broads, but the syphallis starts burning your wee tippy tip tip off, so you swiftly Vaseline that hot rod and take a Rennie because the 30’s are difficult on the gut.

Damn, when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be Dirty Kemping the wachowski sisters.

by Reading-Hutchinson February 12, 2022

dirty elodie

To climax as your partner runs you over with a bicycle.

Why are you in the hospital?
We tried a dirty Elodie, it broke my ribs, but it was worth it.

by Oolala November 30, 2021

Dirty Treylen

The act of smoking a bowl while blowing your girlfriends back out from behind. Usually associated with blowing the smoke into the woman’s buttcrack on every 5th stroke.

Man I could really use a dirty Treylen right about now

by Bigolewillies2099 September 11, 2021

Dirty Shania

This woman girl will take it all down her throat and proceed to use a gardening shears to cut his penis off.

That girl I was with last night almost pulled a dirty Shania on me

by Daddylonglegs1 June 1, 2022