On fat ass day you WILL get a phat ass.
This is a holiday americans celebrate every april 12th with joy. This originated in 400 b.c when the greek gods gave eachother hot steamy lap dances and one of them said "well goddamn u have a phat ass"
This is a holiday americans celebrate every april 12th with joy. This originated in 400 b.c when the greek gods gave eachother hot steamy lap dances and one of them said "well goddamn u have a phat ass"
by Pppooper32 April 12, 2022
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by Jesussandles1! January 18, 2023
11/9. The day where you either expose your League purchase history via "How much I have spent on League?" Or have your friends do it for you.
ELIJAH: Oh my god I can't believe I have spent almost $200 on League!
ALEX: We should check Max, it is League of Losers Day...
MAX: No reason to tbh, my records clean. ($3796.21)
ALEX: We should check Max, it is League of Losers Day...
MAX: No reason to tbh, my records clean. ($3796.21)
by I am broke November 10, 2022
1st Malthe day.
The day we celebrate the day after Malthe Strange Wisberg's birthday. The tradition holds that one should eat bananas on the 1st Malthe day and stay up late doing exactly what pleases you.
'Nej', is a phrase used emphatically by Malthe. Saying 'nej' to what does not please one.
The day we celebrate the day after Malthe Strange Wisberg's birthday. The tradition holds that one should eat bananas on the 1st Malthe day and stay up late doing exactly what pleases you.
'Nej', is a phrase used emphatically by Malthe. Saying 'nej' to what does not please one.
by Younus Uzkürval February 10, 2022
Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day celebrates Elsworth W. Bunce’s cow, Elm Farm Ollie, the first cow to be flown and milked in an airplane. On February 18, 1930, a Guernsey cow named Nellie Jay, sometimes known as Elm Farm Ollie, was flown from Bismarck, Missouri, on a Ford Trimotor plane to the International Aviation Exhibition in St. Louis as part of a scientific effort to study whether heights affect cows’ ability to produce milk. Ollie was known as a high milk-producing cow and was chosen entirely because of her calm nature.
Proceeding the milking process on the 72-mile flight over Missouri, milk cartons (made of paper) on parachutes were let down to spectators to create publicity. Also, the trip was meant to show the ability of the new Ford Trimotor aircraft that had only just begun shipping after its production began in 1925. According to historians, the purpose of the trip was to prove to farmers that farm animals can be flown from one place to another and be milked en route.
Proceeding the milking process on the 72-mile flight over Missouri, milk cartons (made of paper) on parachutes were let down to spectators to create publicity. Also, the trip was meant to show the ability of the new Ford Trimotor aircraft that had only just begun shipping after its production began in 1925. According to historians, the purpose of the trip was to prove to farmers that farm animals can be flown from one place to another and be milked en route.
"hey wanna know what day it is? its "Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day". the day when some people milked a cow in mid air for some reason and dropped the milk onto random people on the ground. how is this celebrated every year? no fucking clue."
by kofikat February 18, 2024