When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.
I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.
by Scotty Nice November 28, 2024
Get the Turkey day votivemug. 
The day upon which we celebrate all things Darby. Reserved for hot blondes that recently got a dream job. In 2020, this day coincides with Valentines Day, but VD is gay so real ones celly Darby Day.
Dude1: you man you taking that chick out for Valentines Day?
Dude2: Fuck that weak shit. It’s Darby Day, son!
Dude2: Fuck that weak shit. It’s Darby Day, son!
by Bill Bixby250 February 14, 2020
Get the Darby Daymug. Come on girls, don’t be pussies, ask a boy out!! It’s national ask a boy out day!! You will never know if they like you if you don’t ask!!
by 1737563738jeffvlogs November 7, 2020
Get the National ask a boy out daymug. by FrenchFriesMoco June 16, 2018
Get the Same day friesmug. by Goracio October 21, 2021
Get the National throw Doom daymug. by Secretöover December 2, 2020
Get the National give a girl a hoodie daymug.