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A Dirty Mustache

When a lady shaves her nether regions besides her lips
Guy 1: how’d your date with Stephanie go last night?
Guy 2: ehh, I was about to go down on her, but she had a dirty mustache and it turned me off
by TheBiggetBitchTaco November 14, 2022
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Dirty Rew Rew

when you eat your older brothers asshole
I felt like being nice so I gave my brother a dirty rew rew
by mr uno pumpo January 13, 2021
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Dirty-Boner

When you slather your dong in chocolate so that it is lubed better and your spouse agrees to do anal, but when you finish doing it with them, they turn around and turn out to be a guy.
"Oh man, last night was WICKED! I was all ready to go and he pulled a dirty-boner on me!!"
by FatherTy April 18, 2022
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dirty eddy

The act of a person, place or thing name/called "Eddy" that is preferably unhygienic.
Hey dirty eddy! Your a stinky little stinky boy, go take a shower. nasty.
by UrbanDictionayWriter October 13, 2023
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dirty traitor

to insert one finger in the middle of an intercourse into the anus of a male partner
My entrance is still sore since she dirty traitor'd me
Did you hear the rumors? Candice performed a dirty traitor on Dylan while he was asleep
by anonymous January 10, 2022
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Dirty Levi

when you and two of the girls you have dated hang out with you and your friends, while acting like half girlfriends each.
Jeff: man, i think she still likes him
Matt: nah, hes just pulling a Dirty Levi. probably still likes them but has no clue what hes doing.

Levi: yeah but that mario pants and team fortress 2 shirt gave me hella dick powers
Matt: i will skin you alive
by the_lord_of_knowledge November 12, 2022
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Dirty Jacoi

When a man fucks a woman but his penis is very small, so she has to fake it.
His dick was so small I pulled a dirty jacoi on him
by Istillrespectwaman December 3, 2021
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