shutting up

it's when you stay quiet.

like those fucking urban dictionary editors should who add in their random ass prom date name and label it as the "coolest person ever"

*Jake, typing in a Urban Dictionary definition about his gf*
Connor: dude what the fuck? what the fuck does this change? you just fantasize about someone online. keep it in your fucking head, nobody cares about your fucking prom date. you should start shutting up, not just shutting up, shutting the fuck up

by nostalgia guy November 28, 2023

Shoes Up

Sex in the missionary position while they have their shoes on.

"I was in a bit of a rush, so I had to hit her shoes up"

by Checkzo June 1, 2018

To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing.

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

straight up thirty

Precisely 30 minutes after the hour.

"Hey, don't forget to pick me up at straight up thirty."

by beeman1965 June 18, 2012

Colorado mark up

The difference between the higher price you pay in an adult use dispensaries and the lower black market rate for equivalent goods.

Guy 1: "Man I could use some bud."
Guy 2: "Lets hit the pot shops, shits legal now."
Guy 1: "No, I gotta wait for my dealer to get back to me, I cant afford the Colorado mark up."

by Humboldt glottologist March 5, 2014

thats fucked up

When something is an extremely bad situation or statement.

Stacy got hit by a car, thats fucked up

John said “I hate you”, thats fucked up

by Journee__V May 18, 2021

Run up the bag

Significantly grow your financial position. Similar to “let’s get this bread”

“Hey want to go into business together?”
“Hell yeah, let’s run up the bag”

by Eldris November 13, 2023