Dirty Jorz

When two men, inserts a baby carrot into the others penis hole. While the other takes a giant carrot and sticks it into the others anus. The one with the baby carrot will ejaculate causing a creation of carrot juice to be made up of his sperm. The other will simply save the juice for later and typically drink it during a game of fortnite.

Last night my dad came in my room and gave me a dirty Jorz

by joespherep April 15, 2020

dirty christiansen

When having sex with a viking goddess ends abruptly after she finishes before he does. Leaving him no choice but to finish himself off resulting in cum on his hand which he then unintentionally wipes across his chin.

I never saw a man gag so dramatically as that one I pulled a dirty Christiansen on. Even after I told him how good it was for his skin!

by elsbeth May 8, 2022

Dirty Workie

When someone pretty steals your seltzer or snacks out of the work fridge at work

Victim: I think that pretty son of a bitch from production stole my bubly out of the fridge.

Co-worker: you got hit with a dirty workie

by Baby giant January 26, 2021

Dirty Jay

Nappy headed shit stain who cant speak or spell at a 4th grade level.

look at that pathetic Dirty Jay. What a sad excuse for a man.

by eatadickjay September 3, 2020

The Dirty Volcano

When your partner is laying on the ground with only their shoulders touching, holding their legs to their head, while you proceed to have anal sex. Once you ejaculate in the rectum you grab their legs and thrust forward to the head making the semen shoot out of the anus like a volcano.

Friend: Why is the front of your shirt nasty?
You: Dude, I gave this chick "The Dirty Volcano" last night and she erupted on m shirt.

by BigSos21 September 12, 2011

Dirty Devin

When you and your football coach husband agree to fucking with a strap on

Dayum Jeff that was such a well coached game! Wanna go into the bedroom and hit a dirty Devin?

by Thicc Nigga Erik March 1, 2024

Dirty Arild

When you sleep with two girls within 24 hours, but none of your friends give you props for it. The lack of props can be due to many things, such as low standars, one or more of the girls being your friend's ex, high possibility of STD's or just simply because one or more of them used you to get revenge on someone else.

1 "My friend slept with two girls in one day"
2 "Wow, you must be proud of him"
1 "No, it was really just a Dirty Arild"

by Fettsnærk April 21, 2020