Depression Day

woman: why are you sad?
man: because it's depression day!
by justarandomuserontheinternet September 03, 2020
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Kokid100 Day

A day where we all throw out penisis in the air and get
Person One: OW IT HURTS
Person Two: Pray to kokid100, he is lord i love Kokid100 Day
by Threggy November 29, 2022
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Spanking day

When it is one's birthday
by Jack Spank9049 November 28, 2022
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National Nice Day

National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 02, 2022
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Neigbour Day

In neigbour day which is on October 3rd, you hang out husband! If you dont have one then dont do it
Hey have you hear of neigbour day?
nope
its when you hang out with your husband
oh i dont have one
by Iriella October 02, 2022
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Print Day

Send A Dick Print Day
The 11th day of every month it is print day on this day you send a print of you cock to the women you want relations with (If Your Brave)
by David Gates May 11, 2021
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modern-day hoarder

Like a normal hoarder but with digital items instead of physical ones.

Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.
I pirated the entire Harry Potter collection but have no plans to read any of it. I am a modern-day hoarder.
by Pimp Rob May 18, 2016
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