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Dirty Alexander

Whe someone sticks a fire hose up the anus and let's abit of water out
by DIRTY ALEXANDER April 3, 2024
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The dirty woman

When a man tries to use his American Express Black card and gets treated like Julia Roberts in the movie Pretty Woman.
Went to buy a Maserati today and got the Dirty Woman treatment.
by Natatat crazy wombat March 29, 2019
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Dirty jahaira

What a person has sex while on their period and before climax does oral to swallow all bodily fluids.
So they wanted to try something knew so I voted for dirty jahaira
by The ranch is salty April 14, 2020
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Dirty Vara

A sexual position favored by southern women. While riding the male, the female will defecate on the male's testicles. Meanwhile, lighting the male's chest hair on fire with a disposable lighter, and reproducing the shrill scream of a ferocious dragon.
Robin told me she really had to shit during sex with Burke the other night, instead of stopping, she gave him a Dirty Vara.
by Foldmember March 28, 2020
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Dirty joe

When a man and boots go out to a swinger party and end up giving each other fuzzy muskets.
by Joethejobgiver January 29, 2025
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Dirty Austyn

The act of keistering yugioh cards in ones anus using motor oil as lubricant. Then on command shitting them out and yelling "Let's Duel".
Man, I went to a tournament today and had to play against a Dirty Austyn.
by Mostafa Fahkri January 27, 2024
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dirty dan

The dirty Dan is where a woman sucks your penis and toe fucks your arse at the same time

Also, once you cum, the cum is then used for face cream
"Man I had sick time last night"
"What were you up to gerald"
"My girl gave me a dirty Dan"
"Thats fucking grim mate"
by Joshnosh February 19, 2023
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