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Elon Musk Sobs Day

The day that Elon Musk cried, again, after trying to livestream Path of Exile 2 and getting assblasted in the games chat, with messages like "YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE", "YOU RUINED THE COUNTRY JUST LIKE YOU RUINED ALL YOUR MARRIAGES" and, most funnily, "Elon. It's me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting so I bought PoE2 early access for this. Please pay your child support. Thank you."
Elon then ended the stream after losing his hardcore permadeath character while trying to hide these messages.
P1 - I feel kinda down today...
P2 - Hey don't worry, it's Elon Musk Sobs Day. Just remember that time he tried livestreaming PoE2.
P2 - Really?? Shit, that time was actually pretty funny... Ok, ok, yeah I feel better now. I could have it way worse.
P2 - :)
by GucciCrxw/Scarecrow April 8, 2025
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headupass day

Any day, commonly Friday, when it seems the majority of people are unable to pay attention to what they are doing at the present time. Their minds are firmly planted elsewhere, sometimes having a disastrous outcome.
I got cut off so many times in traffic on the way. Must be headupass day again.
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Slime yo teacher day

The day you slime your dick sucking evil teacher.
It’s finally slime yo teacher day I can’t wait to slime Mr. Goetz.
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National short people day

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!
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(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)
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Fuck your shortest friend day

on April 22nd IT IS FUCK YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY so GO WILD
today is Fuck Your Shortest Friend Day
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National Fuck Everyone Day

on the date april 11th you have the right to fuck or be fucked by ANYONE male or female
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At the end of the day

At the end of the day, I'm tired of hearing this fucking phrase.
At the end of the day, I hear this at least 10 times by the end of the day.
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