A dramatic, semi-ironic oath meaning “I swear this is true on my entire lived experience,” often used when someone wants extra credibility but knows they’re being a little theatrical about it. Stronger than “I swear to God,” softer than selling your soul. Common in arguments, storytelling, or moments when disbelief is imminent.
Carries a vibe of I have suffered, I have witnessed, and I’m not lying.
Often delivered with intensity, eye contact, or a pause for empha
Carries a vibe of I have suffered, I have witnessed, and I’m not lying.
Often delivered with intensity, eye contact, or a pause for empha
“Swear to my days, that Wi-Fi was working five minutes ago.”
“Swear to my days I did not touch your food.”
“Bro, swear to my days this code compiled yesterday.”
“Swear to my days I did not touch your food.”
“Bro, swear to my days this code compiled yesterday.”
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Get the National booty pic day mug.Discord citizen day is for the normal discord people of the servers, this day takes place after discord mod day, december 11th. The discrd citizens can do whatever, hangout, and not have to worry about dealing with the mods, owner, admins, etc. And they can do whatever (but keep nsfw, offensive memes in the appropriate channels, and be nice) and break some rules like talking about games in the wrong channel, etc (the little rules). But this is to help the citizens cope after discord mod day.
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Get the national order your girl food day mug.Jax/Johnny day is a day for our beloved Jax/Johnny out there. This day is their special day which is 17 of September.
Friend one: hey dude! I heard it’s Jax’s day
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Friend three: what’s Jax day?
Friend one: Jax/Johnny day is a day for our beloved Jax/Johnny out there. This day is their special day which is 17 of September.
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Friend three: what’s Jax day?
Friend one: Jax/Johnny day is a day for our beloved Jax/Johnny out there. This day is their special day which is 17 of September.
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