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Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes to at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”
by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024
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Long Island

Fuck me. Honestly, like why the hell did lil peep have to die. That’s all we got on this “Long Island”. Who the hell cares about Kevin James in his fake action movies. Dude, wtf was Paul Blart, mall cop. I mean the dudes funny af, but his tits are flopping around every time he runs. But anyway, Long Island isn’t part of the city. There are some burrows like Brooklyn, and Queens. Notice there I used the Oxford comma. See I’m not a dumbass, and not of us really are. Well, there’s always gonna be that one kid. But anyways from Nassau to Suffolk county is pretty much Long Island. I have a friend who used to live in Brooklyn and he said that it’s a lot different here. He Sayville shitheads have no idea what it’s like outside of here. He also lets me use the n word as well.
Dude who lives out of ny, “where do u live”.
Dude 2, “Long Island”.
Dude 1, “so u must have it tuff”.
Dude 2, “yea I guess when u live in a $500,000 ranch a block away from the water, yea I guess ur right”.
by Finger Nipper from Compton January 17, 2018
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How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.
guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?
by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024
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Ogilvy on long copy

A reference to the classical Advertising text 'Ogilvy on Advertising', in which David Ogilvy describes the power of persuasion with a good long-copy ad.
So just putting it out there: in this 280 characters or less world, I'm still an "Ogilvy on Long Copy" kinda man.
by CompSciFutures February 28, 2023
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Long, thick rubber

"She had fun with some long, thick rubber last night."
by Kyrian2008 November 17, 2023
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A foot long

If you're searching this you're either a horse or a subway sandwhich, either way it ends wrong.

/Foot/ from the latin word kinky or over-whelming.
Jesus! This rat's gotta be atleast a foot long
by Mr.Knoledgeable September 19, 2021
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captain long dong

A name given when your friend claims he’s fucked multipule chicks in the same week. And when someone is just a Cunt
Dick: I fucked 4 chicks yesterday
You: wow that’s so Impressive Captain long Dong
by Just Chucktesta April 21, 2018
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