machineel tree

A tree that was grown by Satan himself. The machineel tree (Hippomane mancinella) is an extremely poisonous plant that can be found in south Florida, the Caribbean, and central america. Eating the fruit (which resemble small apples) can kill you. The sap from the tree is so corrosive and toxic, standing under the tree during a rainstorm will blister your skin and if it gets in yours eyes, temporally blind you. The natives would even tip their arrows in the sap. Simply touching the tree will give you a rash. Even the air around the tree is toxic and standing there for long periods of time will kill you. If you ever see this tree, stay the fuck away from it, it will fuck you up.

I just ate the fruit from the machineel tree and almost died! My throat felt like there was lava being pour down!

by Vanilla_Fraggers July 26, 2020

Tree

The annoying ass people that you hate who are one year younger than you

Oh no there comes the trees

by Sannesafir January 10, 2017

tree bros

The ship name of Evan Hansen and Connor Murphy from the musical Dear Evan Hansen

That tree bros fanfiction made my day better on all levels.

by flightless_birds August 22, 2017

Oliver tree

Totally awesome guy who is still CHILL with his alien ex girlfriend and they ended on GOOD terms, also really fucking sexy

Random person: "Mmmm I need Oliver tree in my mouth~"
Everybody on this planet: "same."

by johnnyjoestar August 17, 2023

7 point tree

Just a nickname for a 7.3 Ford

“Hey Larry look at dat der F2 fitty I think she’s a 7 point tree

by Murray man April 13, 2022

Tree

A tree is tre’s e. E as in e-cigarette yes the guy that goes by tre in your class has

e-cigarettes

Kyoto: hey kida is trey a tree?
Kida: definitely dude he can hook you up

by Greatlord Cthulhu January 6, 2021

Chhet-tree

Originated from the depths of Nepal, Chhet-tree is used to describe a massive dick, the size of a tree trunk.

I was fucking this nepali boy last night, you should've seen the size of his Chhet-tree

by RijalStudio February 18, 2025