Red Jew alert

While at a restaurant, indulging in a fancy soup, you’re surprised to find oneself slurping up a whole pig's ear into your mouth and chewing it to small tiny pieces . A traumatic experience that will make you consider going vegan forever.

Man that restaurant should have a red jew alert .. do they think we all eat non kosher ?!?!

by Bitchbetterbegood May 23, 2024

White jew

"White Jew" is an archaic term for Scottish people due to the fact that Scotsman were known for being stingy penny pinching ruthless capitalists (much like the Jewish stereotype) and Jews were not considered white at the time much like Italians or Greeks. This term fell out of favor when "white" began to apply to more and more light skinned groups, and not just western Europeans.

Scrooge McDuck is Scottish for a reason. Why do you think they call the "White Jews?"

by wakkadoodooo November 26, 2021

Jew tunnel

A tunnel underground leading from one important place to another. Example being the tunnel found in New York leading from a Jewish place of worship to a ritual bath house.

"Hey man, we've been best friends and neighbors for years, would you like to build a jew tunnel between our houses?"

"Like those Jewish guys in New York in 2024?"
"Hell yeah!"

by WILLLYDONT February 15, 2024

hm, what jew mean

a sharp hum followed by the words 'what do you mean', this is a way for people to ask what is meant when they actually know the answer and exactly what happened, but want to buy time and is said very quickly to distract the accuser.

Koko: 'Ash did you just take a piss without washing your hands?'
Ash: 'hm, what jew mean?'

by destroyer2643187 February 23, 2024

The Jews

It's the same thing. The religion is exactly the same except they patched in eternal damnation and pre-forgivness for being evil inherently.

Hym "You hate the Christian Nationalists ne the Jews are the exact same thing! The rules are the same. Being gay is a sin in Judaism. All the rules are the same. It's the same thing!"

A Dork "It's the Nationalism!"

Hym "It ain't the fucking Nationalism bitch... Get out if here with that shit..."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024

Jews Law

As a discussion gets longer, the probability of a jew mentioning the ww2, hitler, or the holocaust in an arguement increases.

Guy: The fuck? You trying to swindle me?
Jew: OY VEY ANTISEMITE! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST WHEN 6000 ULTRILLION JEWS DIED.
Guy: Shut the fuck up dude, just give me my money back.
Guy 2: Just another case of Jews Law good sir.

by anonymous March 25, 2024

Milky jew

A sexual move where a gay man shoves his dick in a falafal then ejaculates swiftly before putting it up for auction for a high price like a classic jew move.

Guy 1: im tryna get rich using the milky jew
Guy 2: shit id pay 5000 bucks for adam sandler to do a milky jew

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024