Ladies, if you get into a guys car and he has the black ice car freshener that’s a red flag that he’s a fuck boy and can’t be trusted. Stay woke to other possible red flags.
Monique: “(sniffing around as she gets inside Arty’s car) It smells like fuck boys in here!”
Arty: “Wtf! 😂 lmao. What do fuck boys smell like?”
Monique: “Like this! (looks around and sees the black ice tree) oh! No wonder it smells like fuck boys! It’s because you have the fuck boy car freshener!”
Arty: “Wtf! 😂 lmao. What do fuck boys smell like?”
Monique: “Like this! (looks around and sees the black ice tree) oh! No wonder it smells like fuck boys! It’s because you have the fuck boy car freshener!”
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