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meaty biscuit

A game of men masturbating over some toast and then the last person who ejaculates eats the toast.
Meaty biscuit: A group of men wackin it over some toast. What else u want?
by Datdefinition November 27, 2020
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Soggy Biscuits

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit
Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuits again, Harry storey came straightaway and Daniel Oxley had to eat the cookie whilst Harrison Granger watched
by james clarke May 15, 2023
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Blister biscuit

Swollen vagina with puffy lips usually seen after a girl pleasures herself with a vacuum or suction cup.
by Stavi Herbmer February 28, 2022
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dunk biscuits

A term used to describe inserting ones testicles into another person's anus. It has become a stereotypical act of the homosexual community in the highlands.
Apparently they took it in turns to dunk biscuits, if you know what I mean...
by Schlongzilla (MJB) January 10, 2012
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Biscuit

The act of baking ones ejaculation liquids (semen) and turning them into a nice batch of biscuits. Using poo to dance in the summer time is considered an act of harassment. Jean used his pink penis to dance while naked, this was a technique for asserting dominance over his Niggeys. When his penis turned the colour of the sun he cried to the lord strip your holy robe off and show us your wang.
I ate a biscuit
by Jdhdjjrjrmommy February 21, 2019
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Scottish Biscuit

A Scottish Biscuit is when a Scottish man cums at his lassies touch while in public.
Omg, Stephen became a scottish biscuit yesterday, I almost puked.
by Onebizzeedude May 3, 2022
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Biscuits

Biscuits means a short round piece of bread. It can also be used when you are calling somebody a biscuit. It is just a funny word also.
Yall smell like biscuits.
by jumpman#23 April 19, 2017
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