`~`April 18, 1984`~`September 06, 2007`~`April 18, 1984`~`September 06, 2007`~`

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

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September 2nd

World National Short People’s Day. Where short people gather together and have fun. I’m shorttttt.

If you are short, good for you, your friends are giving you moneyyyyy.
Happy birthday to anyone who is reading this and today your birthday.

Hey, today’s September 2nd, National Short People’s Day, I’m short so give me money.

by Bubblet 🖤 May 9, 2025

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September 1st

Birthday of only the spawn of satan. Anyone who is born on this day deserves to have a fucking lightsaber shoved up their rectum

“I’m born on September 1st!”

“jump off a bloody bridge”

by gingerninja68+1 April 26, 2024

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September 14th

Stupid fat bitches who always are annoying

Person 1: I feel so hated
Person 2: Probably cause you were born on September 14th

by ilovesomeperticularpeople May 22, 2024

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September 7th

National dumb bitch

What day are the dumbest bitches born September 7th

by Kyle_greg May 26, 2024

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September 10th

The wordst people are born on this day. They enjoy stalking their crush on the city cameras. And the people with the letter A are the worst of the worst.

Oh, its September 10th so its my birthday. I will watch my crush through the cameras the whole day.

by Maxim Shefa March 2, 2024

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