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Russian Heat Helmet

It is a combination between a Roman Soldier Helmet and a Heat Pump where in the midst of delivering a Roman Soldier Helmet the male takes either and accidental or purposeful shit on the victims forehead. Thus delivering a hot steamer on their face.
"Thank god we had a load of wet wipes in the next room over because after a few drinks my boyfriend got real wild and gave me A Russian Heat Helmet. It made quite the mess."
by Zeek Shop December 7, 2021
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White Russian

The act of pouring a Russian vodka (i.e. Smirnoff) on your penis and then sticking it up a girls ass during sex.
Kelly came over to drink and Brandon ended up performing a White Russian.
by thesaltysailor December 5, 2016
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Russian nasal spray

This is a move that can only be accessed by tier 2 and above pipe layers. To unlock this move you must place your penis under her nostril and shoot a cum shot through the loop and out the other nostril.
Brian: "did you hear about that chick I Russian nasal sprayed last night"
Aj: "yeah bro she can't even smell anymore"
by Gunga Ginga February 12, 2023
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Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.
by juan grand February 10, 2015
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the russian fedaral govermentet

the russian fedaral govermentet is an orgniamentsiation made bt the ruasshans who give rations to poor wemon.
ALSO thethe russian fedaral govermentet is in LOOOve with adamn smacker smasher

lore is on other definiteions
the russian fedaral govermentet is parreper rapper rapers who are rapists to the the canada fedaral govermentet

the the adamn fedaral govermentet sucked off the russian fedaral govermentet intementaily
this was forced btw rape.
the russian fedaral govermentet got blown by the the adamn fedaral govermentet
by adamns rapist December 28, 2022
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Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."
You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!
by Joyousguy June 30, 2016
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russian lollipop

When your having sex and the guy doesn't clean up his come and it hardens
Man that guy really gave me a Russian lollipop
by Pussy in my mouth February 8, 2017
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