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personal cocktail

A drink you vomit into and then continue drinking because you don’t realize it due to your intoxication
David was so wasted the other night he made a personal cocktail without realizing and kept going
by TikiRouge January 25, 2018
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gay person

a person who likes men and is a rainbow circle
“have u seen the rainbow circle , they are a gay person” says sheldon cooper
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Masturbatory personality disorder

It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.
“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”
by Girldick May 23, 2025
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Slap a tall person day

On the 30th of november is Slap a tall person day is a day where all people especially tall, are required to allow average height and shorter people to slap them throughout the day. If a tall person rebels or retaliate (such as slapping back) they are required to send a love poem to their crush or allow people to expose any secrets about them regardless to any actions taken beforehand to prevent this.
"All these tall people are so annoying slapping me all the time"

"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"
by AttackOfTheAverageHeight November 20, 2020
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Pterodactyl personality

I feel a new personality coming... pterodactyl personality
by Wnejejwe May 20, 2021
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Person

A disgrace to everything that is to exist.
'I am a person and I hate it.'
by anonymous January 26, 2023
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Contraceptive personality

A personality type which causes you to luck out with those you are trying to date.
Joe has tried to score with three girls so far tonight, but every time, his contraceptive personality got in the way, and we was denied.
by Nick WJ May 2, 2023
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