Robo-Job

A hand-job given to a human by a robot.

Things you wish a robot could do: "Give me a Robo-Job!"

by japaneserobot123 March 14, 2011

park jobbed

when your looking for a parking spot, and just when you think you finally found a spot, you find that there was a motorcycle hiding behind other parked cars.

Billy thought he was going to get a good parking spot until he got park jobbed by that damn crotch rocket.

by loulemming August 3, 2011

Gator Job

While a man is recieving a blowjob, the other participant uses their teeth and/or bites the penis

Billy called Gator Dave for a Gator Job

by T-dawgg57673 November 28, 2011

Queer Job

When one male homosexual gives a rim job to a strait male. (females do not apply for a queer job).

Johnny's mom walked into the bathroom in shock to see johnny giving steve a rim job. " Johnny i told you not to give steve a queer job' hehas a girlfriend".

by Nipples Magee August 27, 2011

Toaster Job

The act of inserting one's penis into a toaster oven in order to obtain a darker penis.

I heard that the girls are now into darker skin, so I gave my sh-long a toaster job!

by Butler Butt Clogger September 13, 2011

One job

A task so incredibly easy that no one can fail; they ultimately fail it anyways.

Trevor: You had one job, Michael, one job!
Michael: I know, I'm sorry!

by COKEDIGGER101 January 26, 2023

Schrödinger's Job

An employer announces that there will be layoffs, and staff will learn who is affected at some undefined point in the future, leaving them simultaneously employed and unemployed indefinitely.

"Budget cuts announced. I have Schrödinger's Job until my employer reports who is getting laid off."

by Eloteloca July 2, 2023