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Dead Man’s Lifeline

Being helped off of drugs by an artist that has already OD’d on drugs or killed them selves while on drugs
“Hey why is Eric crying?”

“He’s been pushing off Lil Peep’s ‘Dead Man’s Lifeline’ this morning he threw away his pipe.
by The New World Wizard September 8, 2020
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DIS (DEAD IN SPACE)

When lingering, boring conversation is met with silence!!!
Dude: So I was trending Brittany Spears...and did you know she...

Group: Rolls eyes and wtf's

Friend: Dude, that was so..DIS (Dead In Space)
by BMAC This is me ! October 18, 2012
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Pulling on a dead man

When you smoke a cigarette or a joint and there is no more fire and you get nothing out of the cigarette/joint.
"Dude, you're pulling on a dead man"
"Ah shit, lemme grab my lighter"
by Nounours October 2, 2011
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Dead Guy Car

A collectible car of such high status and limited availability that it doesn’t change hands without somebody dying.
Jerry Seinfeld describes the ’73 Porsche Carrera RS as a dead guy car. Seinfeld says about the RS, “this car doesn’t change hands without somebody dying.” Jerry bought it from a dead guy and he’ll be dead before he let’s it go to the next owner.
by Wrangler of Skanks March 1, 2023
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Dead Mans Hand

2 definitions:

1. (as stated by Wikipedia, the best source to fuck with your teachers): a two-pair poker hand consisting of the black aces and black eights. The pair of aces and eights, along with an unknown hole card, were reportedly held by Old West folk hero, lawman, and gunfighter Wild Bill Hickok when he was shot and killed.

2. When an individual has some catastrophic blackmail on someone else but only chooses to use it as a last resort (loosely based off Russia's dead hand (go look that up))
(second definition defined here)

Person 1: Yo, how did Mark get fired? Wasn't he a model employee?

Person 2: Yeah, but he was fucking with the wrong guy for too long, then that guy recorded him saying some of the foulest fucking shit ever, and then he showed their boss.

Person 1: Seems a little excessive.

Person 2: Well, that was his dead mans hand. He tried to resolve the situation by literally any other means, but Mark just keep pushing his luck.

Person 1: Well, I guess that's fair.
by #1 Vance Joy Fan October 14, 2023
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Dead Dick December

A test for only the manliest men

After successfully completing No Nut November, some men decide to go for a second month, and call it Dead Dick December.

The correct way to finish Dead Dick December is to finally cum as soon as the new year starts, so you start off fresh. Those who complete these two months of no jacking get crowned "King of Horny"
Man, I am not looking forward to Dead Dick December after NNN, I don't think my body can take it
by Bootybeater21 January 6, 2023
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beating a dead penis

When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone
Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.
by TheNonErect August 9, 2023
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