Held your mud

A term used in prison that means you were not raped or coerced into anal sex while doing time.

You did hard time and still held your mud.

by Hellinthehills August 2, 2011

Mud Turkey

A person that you tie a chain or rope around and then drag through a very very large mud hole till they are completly covered in mud.

Look at the mud turkey!

by Judge dredd7 August 2, 2011

Mongolian Mud Slap

When You Produce A Steaming Turd On Your Hand then slap The closest person To you In the Face, Then scream loudly.

Hello there how you doing?
Fine why?
"Squish"
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dude wtf.. AAAH ITS ALL STEAMY.

Ooh thats a mongolian mud slap :D

by Kelvin :D November 24, 2011

mud funnel

another word for the asshole

yo this bitch was a total freak last night , she wanted me to choke her and talk all sorts of shit to her while we were banging ... then .. then !! she let me hit her in the mud funnel

by voodoo4426 October 31, 2011

Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).

I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.

by Lexy7 August 23, 2011

Mud rainbow

A sexual practice involving a combination of felching and oral sex whilst a woman is menstruating.

"Wow, I went the whole way the other night with that girl from accounts - decided I wanted to smell the metal, and ended up with a mud rainbow"

by Lord Plasma October 10, 2011

The Mud Coffee

Known for delicious nine flavours going from bold to rich making your day!
The Mud Coffee is here to give unmatchable coffee experience.

The Mud Coffee is delicious coffee.

by The Mud Coffee November 24, 2021