Hot Lips Gonzalez

That thing when a woman goes to the bathroom after chopping jalapeños, and neglecting to wash her hands-and the resulting “down there” pain. Southern cousin to Hot Lips Houlihan on M.A.S.H.

I was in a hurry, making my famous spicy queso. I went to the bathroom and BAM, Hot Lips Gonzalez in my shorts!

by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023

Lips Whore

A girl who is a virgin but has kissed more guys than you'd expect. She plays people like songs on itunes but only goes to first base.

"Izzy is such a lips whore, did u hear she kissed brad?"
"Zac tried to kiss me, who does he think i am? a lips whore?!?"

by PrincessCastiel August 26, 2016

calm lips

Basically they are like calm init they are fineeeee

That girls got calm lips b.

by Calm Lips April 8, 2017

dick lips

lipsYou have bit round lips and use hem for sucking dick

Girl you got dick lips

by Jordan_Tate_23 May 31, 2015

Puckered Lips

A really tight butthole that look like puckered lips.

The other day I was banging a virgen and she had the tightest Puckered Lips ever

by ACORDE August 10, 2010

trout lips

something heather calls harold in season 2/total drama action

harold: "write down all your good ideas, and we can bring them up at the next team meeting. i'll second you. cool?"
heather: "go jump in a lake, trout lips!"

by iloveyouchica August 11, 2023

Lips

Lips

I want to kiss your lips

by anonymous July 23, 2021