New kicks

As in New sneakers/New Tires

When I picked Tom up from his house. He asked me if those were New Kicks I got for my Lambo.

by Neo 69 September 25, 2023

Kick short people october

October? No its kick short people october! Going from the start of october to the end.

Hey its kick short people october!

by Justjesus October 1, 2022

Kick the Cane

The act performed when an old person upsets you.

Mr. Dikeman was sure rude to me, I really wanted to kick the cane and watch him fall over.

by BoogieBobert89 May 2, 2025

ima kick you in the schnoz

A line said be by Goku when he met Frieza in DBZ Abridged (A Parody of DBZ)

Goku: Are you that Freezer guy
Freiza: I am Lord Freezer yes
Goku: Great ima kick you in the schnoz
Frieza: Excuse thats a new one

by ImaKickYouInTheSchnozGoku April 27, 2018

ALABAMA ONSIDE KICK

When one shits upon another persons chest then jerks off and climax’s atop said stool pile and proceeds to kick the load into their partners face

When cousin Mary gets tipsy we attempt the Alabama onside kick with heels

by Sploogebob Squarepants May 31, 2020

Somalian Sizzer Kick

When some daft cunt is pissing you off so you scream the war following war cry “chabba gabba got any water LiLuLiLu” and fly towards the bellend with your right foot in the air and make direct contact with his smug face. Once your opponent has fallen you must rub your balls on his face while using a razor to scar your arm to show another successful Somalian Sizzer Kick.

Listen here cunt I’m about to hit you with a Somalian Sizzer Kick if you ain’t careful.

by IlynchedGerald December 10, 2018

donkey kick

So you're 69ing a chick and you're about to cum so you kick the back of her head with your feet and hold her head down while you cum

So I was 69ing Karen last night and I have that bitch a donkey kick.

by Bigbuckels77 June 17, 2018