just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 24, 2021

age is just a number

Cthulhu: Pennywise, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t prey on her!

Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?

Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!

Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!

Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?

Pennywise: What?

Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!

Pennywise said that age is just a number, before getting arrested for preying on underage people.

by glubglubglubglub April 8, 2025

I just senate your way

What da state representative told his "other congressional body" colleague regarding a "hot puhtatuh" (I mean, "puh-TAH-tuh" --- no "e' at da end, Mr. Quayle!) bill dat he and his own cronies didn't know how to deal wif.

House speaker, in a memo to da "counterpart-half" president: We're deeply divided here in our views on da Red Scare, so I just senate your way --- we'll let Joe McCarthy and Margie Smith filibuster it out.

by QuacksO0 May 26, 2025

I’m just chillin

A statement used to describe a person that is depressed or sad but they just don’t tell you

Aye bro you good? “yea i’m just chillin”

by jEez34 September 5, 2023

Just-as-gooder

A person who purchases items within the value-tier of its respective market (clothing, vehicles, wristwatches, firearms, etc.) and asserts that these items are "just as good" as luxury-tier items that go for a street price two to three times higher than the item in question. Often a just-as-gooder is looking to justify their purchase and is in denial regarding the harsh reality that the age old adage "you get what you pay for" is often true.

This item is extremely pricey, but contrary to what your just-as-gooder friend may tell you, the price is well justified in the quality of the design and the materials used.

by gg8rate August 13, 2021

Just Monika

Just Monika

Just monika

Just monika

by SluzzyTazzy August 23, 2021

Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

how i feel every day

person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

person two: wait your secretly who?

by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX November 30, 2023