Internet

What are you, an idiot? "Hmmm... yes, the floor here is made out of floor..."

Some smartass: 'I went on the internet to look up the word "Internet" on the Urban Dictionary'

Some other smartass: 'Dude thats so cool! Next time try to look up the word "dictionary" in a dictionary'

by Darth_Lebowski April 19, 2021

Internet troll

A person on the internet who pranks or trolls people

The Internet troll was really the trollge who groomed people

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 22, 2021

Internet Exile

A person who exiles them from a group, community, or the internet as a whole amidst drama they may or may not be associated with, or due to mental health reasons. This can also be a result of one being Cancelled.

I haven't heard from Jason on twitter in a while. Must have become an Internet Exile.

by hhhgregg2 July 21, 2022

Internet Attention Seeker

An internet attention seeker is somebody who will say something controversial just to get attention. They may attack the LGBTQ+ community or say something controversial such as "Pineapple on pizza is the best thing ever, anybody who disagrees sucks" and the tactics they use usually work. They are usually called a troll when somebody finds out the tactics, but the difference between a troll and an internet attention seeker is that the troll is not seeking any type of huge attention, and they will usually keep the trolls on the low.

"Stop being an internet attention seeker, twitter user"

by Czecho_Slovakia August 3, 2022

internet herpes

The term given to men by militajt feminists on random internet message boards when they disagree with what you say but can't make a concise argument as to why.

"All men have Internet Herpes", writes user AllHailToTheQueen when she can't think of anything more intelligent to say.

by iLoveBroccoll June 9, 2022

Phantom internet

This occurs when your preferred DNS server stops responding, or is no longer available, presumably due to your router.
When you already have a connection with another server/computer during this event, it is called "phantom internet", or internet remaining that might soon fade away due to packet loss or new requests, since new requests (usually) attempt to resolve a hostname from the unavailable DNS. Similar to phantom pain.

Person 1: My internet had an outage last night.
Person 2: Ah, that sucks.
Person 1: Luckily I had some phantom internet to finish my ongoing match!

by Electrozi June 11, 2022

Internet

The place where people's logic are gone and shows the darkest of humanity. A place where there is always traits of hatred

1:Damn did he gone retarded?
2:That's the internet for ya

by AccioMinirice June 19, 2022