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Mud Crabs

Pubic lice that have moved their way from from the genitals, through the mangroves of a man or woman’s gooch, only to take up residency in the general vicinity of one’s colon, hence the mud.
Hey mate I’ll be back in a minute my mud crabs are giving me grief
by UnkySnit10 October 13, 2022
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Mexican Mud Hut

The sexual act of defecating around the penis, patting the feces into a hut-like formation around the shaft while leaving the head sticking out like a chimney so that the ejaculation may emulate a smoke-like effect.
“My date last night was wild, she gave me a Mexican Mud Hut!”
by SquidManJones December 13, 2023
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Mud Duck

Traditionally, a Mud Duck, as colloquially known to the White community, is a white female who dates african american men. In hunting, a mud duck is a species of duck who are known to congregate in ponds and eat bugs from the muck, often grey or black in color; distinct from the grander Mallard or Wood duck species, Mud Ducks are usually easy to find and their meat is of subpar quality.
That gal is a mud duck, just leave her be.
by 🐺 December 31, 2024
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Mud Monkey

The direct comparison to Snow Bunny, but for fly white guys who like black women! Some call them race traitors, others call them wiggas. Are you a wigga?
When I die Ima go to mud monkey heaven
by Lilxanhasmyheart June 24, 2024
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Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit
may we all be mud monsters
by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShitLol September 22, 2021
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Mud track

A seasoned, if not inappropriately ignored version of a plumber’s crack
Hey Rob. Please pull your pants up. This is a new white couch and everyone can see your mud track.
by Mashpee Sal December 16, 2023
mugGet the Mud trackmug.

pull the hippo out of the mud

a) when you have pay the bill for a large group of friends at a restaurant or other drinking establishment

b) trying to solve a seemingly impossible- to- solve situation
It's almost impossible to pull the hippo out of the mud definition a), on a shoe string budget
by Sexydimma July 27, 2016
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