hi

"Hi" is a common term used by simpletons of the non-intelligent variety. This term is used to greet another human life form, but that person may not have a chance of being intelligent, if they truly choose to bond with such simple people.
The proper term for this disgusting English word, is "salutations".

Intellectual Who Particularly Enjoys Partaking In The Viewing Of A Motion Graphic Series Known As "Brick And Mortier": "Salutations, friendly intellectual!"
guy who was thought to be intelligent: "hi"

by sirdoyle February 28, 2018

Hi

Greeting somebody

Hi, nice to see you again!

by Megan (11) May 7, 2017

Hi

Simple way to greet a friend or someone close to you. Informal.
Meh i couldnt think of anything else xD

Hi!!!

by RandomPersonWithRandomName April 23, 2022

Hi

why... Just why did you look up hi in urban dictionary. Are you that fucking bored

WHY WOULD YOU TYPE IN HI

by BroCraftLOL March 12, 2023

hi

hi meaning hi.

hi bitch

by big daddy in the 242 August 2, 2020

Holes in his bag

He’s got a few holes in his bag. In other words he’s got a few screws loose.

Example: The ICU staff physician has a few holes in his bag.

by Holesinherbag April 12, 2019

Hi-Bo Mode

Going into hibernation mode during the winter, especially in the Pacific Northwest.

“I’d walk if it was sunny, but now it’s gross so I’m in hi-bo mode.”

by Little Coquine October 25, 2025