belleview high school 

a school in marion county florida. this is where all the yeeyee motherfuckers go. they have something called ABC day, which is “anything but cars.” students come to school and do anything but actual work while they mud and make out with their cousins. if you’re lookin for a little people of Alabama right here in Florida, belleview high is the place for you.

belleview high school: where you can go and be yourself and get closer to your family. real close.
person 1: what highschool do you go to?
person 2: belleview high
person 1: that’s where all the cousin fuckers go
person 2: that’s not what your mom said last night.

belleview high school by TT😋 May 20, 2019

Portola High School 

A new high school in the bubble. Where all the rich Asians whine about getting 99% in AP Calc and where all the flat tube top wearing hoes take APUSH. Kids there think that they're getto and better than the rest of the kids in Irvine. Let's be fr, the worst thing they've done is probably puff once. I bet it was watermelon too. The freshman and sophomore guys ALWAYS go for the 7-8th grade girls that go to a neighboring middle school. That leaves the underclassmen thots all lonely, doesn't it? Don't worry, they have the seniors and the UCI boys to fuck wit. PHS thinks their football team is the shit, even though most games only the try-hard to fit in Asians and the middle schoolers show up. Everyones toxic and a girl losing her virginity is considered a felony at the school. The teachers are old farts that yell at you for saying ok boomer and the school is so unprotected that anyone could walk on campus at any given time and shoot the whole thing down. But hey this is Irvine we're talking about. Our curfew is 8:30 and the cops that do nothing but patrol the parks with their fucking rich poodles. If they see you out (like throwing away the garbage or sum shit) they finna take you down to the station. Back to PHS, the school is hell and its basically prison in high school form.

Chad: You go to Portola High School right?

Cheong: Hell yea! Our school is so swag I saw a freshman vaping!

Portola High School by bigphatasshole December 9, 2019

Blue Ridge High School 

Blue Ridge High School or sometimes known as: "Blue Ridge got you high school" is a great school if you would like to fail at life. There are more whores and drug users at said school than a Steven Tyler men's underwear party. To get a piece of ass there you simply tell the girl of your choice that you like her eyes and she will complete the procedure by removing her pants and jacket and touching her toes. For the people that want to hang around people that make "mountains out of molehills" this is a standard of all northeastern Pennsylvanians, and you will soon adapt to their culture, and learn the "Johnny Appleseed" method. This school is primarily based on discipline and feeding off of your pain and agony. In order to stay out of trouble you have to wear elegant clothing, speak only when spoken to, never give your opinion, don't have any fun at all, do each and every little task they give or they WILL destroy you. You will get written up for very arbitrarily obscene reasons such as: voicing your opinion, not being a visually attractive woman, wearing clothing that shows your ankles, neck, and wrists, and wearing anything thicker than a hoodie. If you want fake people with fake stuff this is the place for you. If you want a single chance at making it, not breaking it in life, beg your parents to either move away if you live there or stay away if they plan to move there. Stay smarter than most, America! Stay Away Today!

Random Person: Dude where'd you get this crazy weed?
Blue Ridge Student:"What are you talking about? It's oregano from blue ridge high school man!"
FAKE!

Blue Ridge High School by J-Slayy January 15, 2012

Saint Dominic high school 

The worst catholic school known to history located in oyster bay. The teachers there don’t have degrees and the students just don’t give a f**k. Kids think it’s cool to smoke weed and juul in the bathroom and then eventually get caught. The girls there are fake as f**k and how around all day long with their skirts rolled up the their assholes. 3/4 of the guys are ugly as shit. 4/5 of them are searching for their virginity that was lost in 2nd grade. Girls like to go to house parties drink one Loko and die. It’s also trendy to fill your shot glass up half way and call it a shot. Overall the saddest, ugliest, most pathetic excuse to call a catholic school.

Person 1: “where do you go to school?”
Person 2: “saint Dominic high school”
Person 1: *leaves*

Saint Dominic high school by Geek31756 November 5, 2017

maine south high school 

Where you are asked the question at least 5 times a day "can i hit your j?"

Johnny: "Yo can I hit your J?"
Mark: "I don't have it."
Johnny:"BULL SHIT MARK!"
Mark: Its maine south high school dude

maine south high school by jenwar November 14, 2017

Lancaster High School 

A high school in Lancaster, California that was built in 1995. The high school used to be fantastic at sports but then the 21st century came and fucked everything up for them. Now the only sports they're decent at are wrestling, tennis, and sometimes baseball. There colors are red, white, and blue (wow that's original) and they make their uniforms for their sports teams ugly as hell. Lancaster High School sucks balls.

Person 1: Hey did Lancaster High School win the football game against Quartz Hill High School?

Person 2: Ha! Are you kidding me? They lost 56 - 0

Person 1: Wow they suck

Lancaster High School by Kered Nosliw December 4, 2011

Wasilla high school

Where all the druggies and sluts in the Mat-su valley go to school. Having sex or even being around the skanks that walk those halls will result in a variety of STD's. They have shitty everything for sports. their principal is really cool but other than that the only positive thing is the aids on the toilet seats.

Bristol Palin went to Wasilla High School....just like her momma.

Wasilla high school by Dean richardson February 13, 2012