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the five is the most valued number being used for clock time, and uh... other things. fun fact! five is the most even odd number but six is the most odd even number.
P1 'Five shots of rum and i'm gone.'
P2 'Dude. we've been here for four hours. this is your eighth mix of Crown and Coke. You don't even drink rum'
by Quim (dont search it up) April 24, 2021
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Five Guys Special

The Five Guys Special is when two Five Guys employees work a double together and immediately go to their car after work to hook up and use the extra hamburger grease as lube.
Jordan said “Hey did you hear what happened behind five guys yesterday?”
Meagan says “yeah didn’t _ and _ get caught doing a Five Guys Special?”
by Poopeefartpoop January 13, 2022
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car-fiving

the act of 2 cars traveling in opposite direction and hitting their sideview mirrors in a was that appears that both cars are performing a high five.
do not turn right on the last street. there is a high risk of car-fiving
by BUTTBLAST3000, the waist band September 29, 2012
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high-fived-a-monkey

Dude, gross, it looks like you high-fived-a-monkey in the bathroom.
by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids December 6, 2015
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Five-for-Five

In a business transaction where both buyer and seller rate each other, both parties agree to give the other “5 stars.” This presumes that 5 stars is the highest rating.
As I stepped out of my Uber, I shouted, “Five-for-Five bro?” We then both gave each other a 5-star rating.
by Cool anthem December 13, 2018
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Five Year Term

The maximum parliamentary term in the UK. Similar in many respects to a prison sentence except more painful, in that it affects over 60 million people, whereas a 5 year prison term ostensibly just affects the imprisoned individual. Also unlike a prison sentence, the nation could have the sentence doubled to 10 years, if Labour were to get in again!
Yes, I was caught bang to rights in the cab of my JCB trying to remove an ATM from the outside wall of my local SPAR at 2 o'clock in the morning. I got a five year term!
Like a good citizen I cast my vote on 4 July 2024, but unfortunately we've got Kier Bloody Stamer and his bunch of ponces, likely for a five year term!
by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024
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