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New Relationship Five

When you start a new relationship and gain five pounds from eating out all the time.
Jamie said she needed to start working out more because she was trying to deal with the new relationship five she put on.
by Dilly Bob Thorton June 15, 2018
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Five Finger Tate Punch

When a person goes wrist deep with their hands and flicks your prostate repeatedly to a skeet completion
Joey asked this fat chick for a Five Finger Tate Punch, and he’ll never cum another way again
by Clitmaster3278 October 21, 2023
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five dollar piss

A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.
Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.
by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011
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Spy Pacer Five Thousand (S.P.F.T.)

The primary vehicle of 77Pacer Studios: a red 1977 AMC Pacer hatchback automobile that's equipped with super high-tech gadgets, weapons, etc.
"I am the Spy Pacer Five Thousand (S.P.F.T.). 'SPFT' if you prefer."
by anonymous July 31, 2021
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parking lot high five

When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.
Don't parking lot high five me bro. They didn't sign the contract yet!
by Felix Samadi September 16, 2020
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High five, show me you’re alive

An expression you use when you see someone you know down at the shops. This expression was founded in Knoxfield by a local legend, Aaron, who often gets ridiculed for owning the expression.
Random guy at shops: ‘Hey mate’.
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’
by Andos Hastos October 7, 2021
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five round hustle

"you guys down for a five round hustle?"
by hoesquad October 22, 2017
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