WATCH OUT ITS ETHAN HES GOT LONG BEAUTIFUL HAIR although he is one of the best fucking guys in the world watch out cus he’s dangerous and he plays with you mind his beautiful tall handsome self is full of wisdom and is great at everything BUT BE CARFUL LOOKING AT HIS BEAUTIFUL ABS AND MUSCULAR BODY CAN KILL YOU INSTANTLY.
by Davis manhandle November 24, 2023
Ethan wrote the rest of the definitions. He is tall but has a small penis. Ethan is a potential nonce, only if the Ethan has ginger hair.
by JoshuaThePredatorHunter November 22, 2021
by Daddy nut sucker69696969696969 January 31, 2019
by kldhhjbacasl;jcsaljkcdjkh February 02, 2020
Ethan is an enigma. He's really nice, and you love that about him, but he's got this glare that makes you question the morality of your close to unruly staring at his attractive(but somehow not really attractive) face. Ethan is really sweet-until he isn't-and he's got a little sister who likes scrunchies and those sparkly lunchboxes from Justice that have letters on them. Ethan thinks saying you have a big forehead is an insult and not just a fact.
by JonasTheOriginalSeries January 26, 2021
An Ethan is the kind of person who get pleasured by Fortnite kills. Ethans tend to think with their dick and not their head… don’t be an Ethan
by Joker3357 May 15, 2022
The idiot who dates your sister then sorta dates you then goes to your best friend. But thats ok because he is your best friend even tho you like him alot but who cares right??
by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee18 March 27, 2019