McDonald’s Death Bed

Is the death

McDonald’s death bed is here

by MasterX60 October 24, 2019

Death by English class

When your English teacher wants you to write three essays and a research paper in one week.

Random Student: "My friend died from insomnia after he wrote ten 100-page essays in one week."
Cool Math teacher: "Dude, I think that's called 'death by English class'."

by Just a female gamer&programmer March 7, 2016

beer death experience

The point in the night or early morning that one cannot taste the flavor of the beer they are drinking because they have drank so many. It is very unfortunate.

Laura's recent beer death experience truly caused her to rethink her choices and she returned to simply getting stoned.

by von groovy August 4, 2017

Chinese Death Grip

When a very short man pinches your ear for pleasure.

Bert: I just got chinese death gripped by Soo. He asked me if it was good for me too afterwards.
Ernie: Groooossssssssss!

by JesusFish666 July 28, 2010

Mexican Death Spiral

(1) A condition that describes the complete shut down of traffic in the leftmost lanes of a multiple lane two-way street in which opposing lanes of traffic are separated by a median or neutral ground. In a Mexican Death Spiral, the first car car heading in one direction attempts to turn left across the median and comes to a stop to allow traffic to safely pass. Another car heading in the opposite direction also attempts to turn left across the same meridian and comes to a stop to allow traffic to safely pass. The death spiral is complete when additional cars stop behind the earlier stopped cars such that neither of the first cars can turn left because the path is now blocked by the subsequent stopped cars that have left no gap to cross.

(2) A situation that has come to an irreversible standstill, typically on internet message boards by two forum trolls clogging up the thread with their own tangential argument.

(1) Q: What took you so long to get here?

A: There was a Mexican Death Spiral at Carrollton Avenue that had traffic backed up for 10 minutes.

(2) Thanks PosterA and PosterB for causing yet another Mexican Death Spiral.

by Denman Cinqueports March 29, 2010

Satanic Death Ritual

The Satanic Death Ritual that occurs to unnecessarily harm innocent girls and women.

"ughh my satanic death ritual is killing me this month!"
"ohh you got your period. oof sorry boo."

by henlo there June 24, 2020

The Death That I Deservioli

a song saying that you do not fear death and tempting the reaper to catch you is it can.

guy1: so what was your favorite track from pizza tower?

guy2: 100% The Death That I Deservioli, sent chills down my spine every time I herd it

guy 1: same!

by asxdghjkl March 8, 2023