David

You can tell someone is a David because they have a HUGE DICK (20 inches long)

David is so hot, he probably gets all the guys at school

by Hottie_man November 18, 2022

David Ketter

David Ketter, a man born into a world of chaos & left to fend for himself. Travels through life as a lost soul, searching for his soulmate who he will love with endless amount of devotion & loyalty. No other man compares to him. Sex with him will have you feeling mesmerized with unbelievably pleasure. Every place that he goes the people look to him as their king. In the time of Armageddon, when the world if at it's end, he is the man with the power & knowledge to regain order and peace. David Ketter is the GOD'S LEGACY!

I once met David Ketter, and he is definitely God sent, a true legend.

by ~Death2Bull$hit~ October 24, 2020

David

Super coo beans,Skater kid, funny, But David’s are silly willys and not good at fortnite.

You are David at Fortnite

by James_is_coo_beans October 16, 2019

David

Sweetest guy you'll ever meet, he is so gentle to every woman. He respects woman. He loves and take care of his family. He'll be your number one best friend in a circle. He's working hard on his dreams.

"David is that gentleman icon"
"Wish I could be in David's side forever"
"I'm so grateful that David's ever loved me"

by hecalledmeboo November 22, 2021

David

David is a great guy, he is sportiv and alway a chill guy you want to be around. But be careful cause he might trip because auf his enormous nose!

Girl: oh your name is David right
David:how do you know this
Girl:oh your nose says enough

by Nixhtausfreiburg November 23, 2021

David

Faggot

David is a faggot

by Goodgiy4321 December 29, 2023

David our lord

ACCEPT DAVID AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. NOT DOING SO WILL CAUSE A GIANT COCK TO EMERGE OUT OF YOUR SHIT FILLED BODY. YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE OTHERWISE, ACCEPT DAVID ZHU AS YOUR GOD AND LET HIM SINK INTO YOUR OTHERWISE CANCER FILLED HEART.

Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.

one day David our Lord fought off hordes of one eyed pirate turtles and their rocket wheelchairs using only his bare fists, a allen key and a bag of walnuts. The hordes of pirate turtles were overwhelmed by our lords mighty power and they now bow down to him as their god.

John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?

by lolitsmejebafdsusdfa February 17, 2014