David Sim

Four eyed daddy long leg with high brain power who is ready for sims into Lin’s as well as capable of being wuss when people talk about his simulation with Jolie
Look it’s David Sim what is he gonna do this time with his four eyes and 200iq
It’s a David sim I hope he had a good night with Lin
by Sim Into Lin September 08, 2019
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Leonard David duke

The sexiest man on the planet has a huge cock and is really fuckin hilarious. He is a leader and a con artist is really smart and knows his way around getting in trouble
Damn Leonard David duke is one bad ass motha fucka!
by Astroman2526 October 28, 2011
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David Caldwell

One of the most intelligent people you will ever know. Street and book smart. Extremely funny, but only for people who actually like humor. Pretty old school when it comes to respect, but that’s the best kind of respect. He may be respectful and is the kind of guy who helps an old lady walk the street, but he’s also the kind of guy who will throw you across the room if you piss him off. If you ever meet a David Caldwell, you won’t ever forget him. He may become your best friend or he might think you’re retarded and annoying. But if you get the chance to become his best friend, you’re one of the luckiest!
Yo, that David Caldwell is cool! Idk if I want to ask him about history or ask him advice on going to pound town?
by 999merie March 09, 2021
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On David

the term everyone yells at school for no apparent reason other than the fact that a random freshman is named david.
On David!!!
by giandola December 05, 2018
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David Cardwell

That one guy who is kinda smelly because he's a ginger
David Cardwell: Let's all kill Adam

Adam: your a ginger
*David throws a chair at Adam*
by pp funny man 2019 September 23, 2023
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David Clark

Who is this David Clark guy? Is he a Jew? He liked one of my posts on Facebook. I didn’t even add anyone.

Do any of you UrbanDictionary Jews know him?
David Clark looks like a Jew?
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David Syndrome

A mild form of hyperthyroidism (likely caused by down-regulation of T3 receptors in the brain and hence, high thyroxine tolerance and subsequent increased TRH and TSH) that doesn't harm metabolism or cause damage to peripheral organ systems, but however causes the the affected individual to display high cold tolerance, twitching, irritability, slight mental challenge, hyperactive disorder and other effects which have not yet been fully researched.

(Not fully proven, but research is currently being conducted to confirm the impact of David Syndrome on mental development. It is believed that it causes damage to the central nervous system, particularly the basal ganglia, thus leading to do symptoms resembling Tourette's with an early onset in life and a late onset of Alzheimer's, dementia and Parkinson's)
Bystander: Why is that weird twitching guy being such a dick?
Doctor: Please forgive him, he's just suffering from David syndrome.
by gay, pantyman, May 17, 2016
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