The baked bean is a sex position in which the male will bake an appropriate amount of beans and while they are still hot, pour them into the anal cavity of the female. When the beans have been inside the female for a few minutes the male will pour the back out into a bowl and eat them.
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Sally noticed in the bathroom, after having worked a 12-hour day that she had some anal debris in her panties!
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I was at the bar drinking when someone pulled a gun and I just sat there until I experienced Anal Ventriloquism and knew it was time to get out of there!
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