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squishy turtle

Guy 1:yo dude did you get that squishy turtle yet?
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha
by JackReacher XMP July 5, 2010
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Turtles

something the vsco girls need you to save. go buy a metal straws instead of plastic ones.
Sarah: omg, Jessica is that a plastic straw??
Jessica: I-I could explain-
Sarah: YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE MF TURTLES!!!
by Anji🤧🥴 November 4, 2019
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turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex
brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023
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Turtle

An anxious two winged helpful green boi who will do anything to help his friends, or a particular pink and yellow rain wing
Turtle is the second best character in wings of fire there is not argument
by Kenyon Blackmon March 18, 2021
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Hairy Turtle

I hooked up with this guy who totally had a hairy turtle.
by Turtley December 27, 2021
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meat turtle

A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.
I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!
by Judy's meat turtle May 21, 2021
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turtle tennis

Where you rip off your Turtles head and throw it back and forth with a friend.
Why did she want to play turtle tennis last night, it's gross!
by Moist Minge December 10, 2016
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