When trying to improve everything actually makes life worse. The endless tweaking, tracking, and hacking that leaves you more stressed than before. Productivity apps, fitness gadgets, even parenting advice—sometimes “optimizing” just optimizes the anxiety.
I bought five different apps to manage my schedule, and now I don’t have time to do anything. Classic optimization trap.
by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 4, 2025
Get the Optimization Trapmug. The practice of being very angry about or offended by something you have no experience with, coined after the general outrage towards the Sega CD game Night Trap, which was painted by politicians and protestors at the time to be a game about hurting women, when in reality the game is about using security cameras to protect teenage girls from vampires.
Regardless of how many people reconsidered their statements after watching it, the public response to the ad campaign for the movie Cuties is always going to be my go-to for showing somebody what Night Trapping is.
by eeeonieeonieeeoni June 16, 2024
Get the Night Trappingmug. 1- A device or enclosure designed to catch and retain animals, typically by allowing entry but not exit or by catching hold of a part of the body.
2- A situation in which people lie in wait to make a surprise attack.
3- Acontainer or device used to collect a specified thing.
4- Alight, two-wheeled carriage pulled by a horse or pony.
5- Adevice for hurling an object such as a clay pigeon into the air to be shot at.
6- Short for trapdoor.
7- A person's mouth (used in expressions to do with speaking).
8- (among jazz musicians) drums or percussion instruments.
9- Atype of hip-hop music typically characterized by a dark tone and rhythms involving low-pitched kick drums and a very fast hi-hat.
10- Aplace where drugs are sold.
11- An act of trapping the ball.
12- Synonym for transvestite.
2- A situation in which people lie in wait to make a surprise attack.
3- Acontainer or device used to collect a specified thing.
4- Alight, two-wheeled carriage pulled by a horse or pony.
5- Adevice for hurling an object such as a clay pigeon into the air to be shot at.
6- Short for trapdoor.
7- A person's mouth (used in expressions to do with speaking).
8- (among jazz musicians) drums or percussion instruments.
9- Atype of hip-hop music typically characterized by a dark tone and rhythms involving low-pitched kick drums and a very fast hi-hat.
10- Aplace where drugs are sold.
11- An act of trapping the ball.
12- Synonym for transvestite.
Trap.
by Çylioprabizurbw February 18, 2025
Get the trapmug. by sansisgod November 26, 2020
Get the trapmug. The Colorado Bear-trap is when your fucking a girl and right as your about to bust a nut, spread her asshole apart, drop your dick down into it and let it rip. When you pull it out her asshole will clamp shut and thus, the trap is set.
by Stirmanator December 9, 2018
Get the Colorado Bear-trapmug. A really cool person who will be your best friend. He loves it when you abuse him. He will always be by your side.
TJ: "Hey Trap!"
Trap/Pluto: "?"
TJ: "ily <3"
Trap/Pluto: "ily 2 <3"
5 min later...
TJ: "I fucking hate Trap, I hope he dies!"
Trap/Pluto: "I still love you... <3"
Trap/Pluto: "?"
TJ: "ily <3"
Trap/Pluto: "ily 2 <3"
5 min later...
TJ: "I fucking hate Trap, I hope he dies!"
Trap/Pluto: "I still love you... <3"
by Not Pluto June 17, 2018
Get the Trap/Plutomug. “Bro Ybn cappo bud is trash
“I know and his runner trap meets thinks he got exotic “ Ybn cappo and trap meets are trash
“I know and his runner trap meets thinks he got exotic “ Ybn cappo and trap meets are trash
by Nastolit September 9, 2020
Get the ybn cappo and trap meetsmug.