Faux-toe

Another word for a “pocket pussy, a fake ass pussy, a jerk stick.”

“Yo bro I found your faux-toe under my bed.” “When’s the last time you cleaned your faux-toe?”

by anonymous January 21, 2023

Toes on 0

For ones toes to be on point

My friend commented on my Instagram today saying toes on 0

by Ben_dover December 23, 2019

Toe daddy

Toe daddy is a guy that sucks his girlfriend's toes for free pussy.

Mom: I notice you seem happy with Jerry, but I never see him buy you anything.

Camilla: That's just because he's my toe daddy.

Mom: Oh okay.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Mammoth Toe

It's like Camel Toe, just on a 400 lb person.

John: Damn, did you see the mammoth toe on that huge woman in the yoga pants!?!
Bob: Oh god!! I didn't need to see an MT that nasty!

by Ditty00 December 2, 2014

Toes

Toes are some mother fucking delicious flaps of meat on your feet...

Juvantes toes are fucking delicious

by Mycatgavemeaids January 11, 2019

Smurph Toe

A form of the foot condition "Neuroma".

Brian was having significant pain in his right foot, leading him to be concerned that he had a bad case of the Smurph Toe.

by Jon W. Baltimore January 22, 2014

microwave your toe

i’m done with you

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”

by soggy sinners January 14, 2025