Mike

The boy in stranger things that befriended 011 and then fell in love with her.

Mike fell in love with 011

by Robloxian20073748 August 18, 2018

mike

Ugly, hideous black haired boy that usually has a little penis. loves talking to girls for 3 days then asking them out.

Girl: guys, i think he's a mike.
Other girl: just give him a chance, he has a lamborghini!

by german horse cock September 24, 2017

Stoney Mike

Stoniest hands in the east coast #1 catcher and hockey superstar

AYO ITS STONEY MIKE

by Nick Gallant June 20, 2019

mike shrubb

a fucking dumbass. You know that kind of guy that shows up and burns shit down, literally, yeah that’s a mike shrubb.

Dude, he caught that car on fire.

Yeah, that’s what a mike shrubb does.

by rrrrehskfbs April 24, 2020

Doing a Mike

Tapping out, leaving when the going gets tough.

"Why did he suddenly run off when I asked him that question, without warning or explanation"?
"Oh, he's just doing a mike,"

by Victimofmagic June 21, 2025

Mike and Ikes

Pills that people regularly mistake for candy.
You can actaully get high if you overdose on this
There are not illegal but they can still be dangerous

Man fuck you I see you at work, nigga dont hate me bc im beautiful nigga, maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut youd get some bitches on yo dick better yet Taneshia will call yo dog ass if she ever stops fucking with lawyer or brain surgeon shes fuckin with NIGGGAAA, WHAT!!?! MIke and Ikes

by PussyEaterIMeanTheCat August 22, 2021

Mike and Kristan

The definition of soulmates. They fight for each other, respect one another and love like crazy. They saved each other from the dark and when they took each others hands, they just knew that something great awaited them. They were destined to be together and would ride or die and face whatever life threw at them. Forever wasn’t long enough for their love is what they always said.

That’s so Mike and Kristan, I am so jealous!

by K84 May 29, 2023