This guy has a huge dick and balls the size of hot air balloons. He is wanted and desired by every female in the entire world, fat bitches are excluded. He often makes girls wet just by mentioning his name. He's like the Chuck Norris of anything sexual with the females. Drinks only the finest grade green monsters and will fuck your walls up, (both walls, drywall and those pussy walls).
Guy: Man, I wish I had a kock like Kyle Kilgour
Lady: OMG I need to go change my panties.
Guy: But why?
Lady: you mentioned big kock Kyle's name!
Lady: OMG I need to go change my panties.
Guy: But why?
Lady: you mentioned big kock Kyle's name!
by Kkizzle513 June 11, 2019
Get the Kyle Kilgourmug. The best boyfriend ever <3 He makes everyone happy, especially his girlfriend. He’s very perfect, caring and always tries his hardest <3 His girlfriend is very proud of him and he’s her whole universe. Get yourself a Kyle Latchman.
by jaribearrr November 23, 2021
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Get the kyle disickmug. by PussySlayer143 June 29, 2021
Get the Kylemug. Person 1: Aye! You know that nigga Kyle?
Person 2: Yeah! He's the man behind the slaughter!
Person 1: IM YIIKING OUT!
Person 2: Yeah! He's the man behind the slaughter!
Person 1: IM YIIKING OUT!
by Surprise Chocolate Fondue September 24, 2022
Get the Kylemug. 