Oh shit dude! What happened to your xbox games? (Games are strung all over the floor while baby brother runs away laughing)
'Dude I just got Jaked!"
"Why didn't you answer your phone?"
"I couldn't. I got Jaked. Can't find the damn thing anywhere!"
'Dude I just got Jaked!"
"Why didn't you answer your phone?"
"I couldn't. I got Jaked. Can't find the damn thing anywhere!"
by mumof8 October 4, 2016
Get the Jakedmug. 
An amazing couple who love each other so much. And they both are amazing people and lovable you just can't get enough of them. But they love each other so mucj
by Gersh money November 24, 2016
Get the jake and tessmug. 
A Jake is someone who loves to pay for your dinner even when you can afford it. If you dont let a Jake pay for it then he gets so aggravated and aggressive to the point where no is not accepted. All so he can pay for a 5 dollar soup. A Jake is also someone who loves to sleep with a C-Pap machine and thinks everybody should have one even though he forgets to use it every night. A Jake is also someone who likes to play footsie with strangers in public stalls.
Oh sorry i couldnt make it over tonight im tired and forgot to use my c-pap. What a Jake!
This guy wigged out for not letting him pay for my dinner. God I wish he wasnt such a Jake!
I just used the restroom at a meeting and this creep was trying to play footsie with me. Creepy Jake!
This guy wigged out for not letting him pay for my dinner. God I wish he wasnt such a Jake!
I just used the restroom at a meeting and this creep was trying to play footsie with me. Creepy Jake!
by Joebeeplowin November 22, 2019
Get the Jakemug. by Henry kid November 29, 2021
Get the Jakemug. Someone who is such a virgin man-whore that every time they talk to a girl its classified as flirting. People who are classified as A-jake-ulate's are secretly gay but refuse to admit it.
by Gonkasaurus May 11, 2018
Get the A-jake-ulatemug.