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russian jew

the worst kind of jew. jews are great. Russians are great. but you mix the two and you get a disaster. they are loud and annoying and oftentimes very very strange. I knew this one Russian jew who jerked off and put his substances under a microscope to see if he was fertile. who the hell does that.
"Yo that Brad kid is pretty weird"
"Yeah I know. Probably because he's a Russian Jew"
by freaky greeky December 29, 2023
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Jew toe

Person #1: Look at that guys moose knuckle!

Person #2: No, look at his nose, he’s Jewish. That’s a Jew toe!
by JewishFucker February 9, 2025
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cannoe jew

I am not a cannoe jew
by cracked7toilet December 2, 2019
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Jews vs Catholics

A variation of Freeze tag where three people play as children one person a rabbi and one person a priest. The priest molests the children making them freeze, the rabbi unfreezes them and the children have try not to get molested
by Funny ape June 27, 2022
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Jews First

I thought America First meant no wars. I thought it meant America decides. Didn't WE just bomb the Houthi's? If AMERICA wanted to bomb Iran... Then AMERICA would have bombed Iran... INSTEAD... Israel bombed Iran and AMERICA is covering their for ass.
Hym "So really it isn't AMERICA first. It's JEWS first. How does America first somehow mean the Jews make decisions and then America just does whatever Israel wants? We need to cut off the tap to Israel immediately. They are a waste of time and money. But you know who ISN'T that? ME! I always deliver. And unlike Israel, I am American. Unlike Trump I have never betrayed my cause or my people. I also wasn't friends with pedophiles. I condemned pedophiles and molesters."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
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White jew

"White Jew" is an archaic term for Scottish people due to the fact that Scotsman were known for being stingy penny pinching ruthless capitalists (much like the Jewish stereotype) and Jews were not considered white at the time much like Italians or Greeks. This term fell out of favor when "white" began to apply to more and more light skinned groups, and not just western Europeans.
Scrooge McDuck is Scottish for a reason. Why do you think they call the "White Jews?"
by wakkadoodooo November 26, 2021
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Jew Nippers

A collection of random related and unrelated young people who visit your home for a day or two and end up staying for months.

Derived from the symbolism for the Juniper plant's hardy nature and evergreen leaves have made it a symbol of “endurance and safeguarding” or in practical terms “protection of the elderly “
When are you Jew Nippers moving on ? I need to renovate the kitchen
by YourReelMum April 5, 2024
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