friend incest

Where you sleep around with your whole group of friends (regardless of their gender). Ignores bros before hoes and chicks before dicks

She hooked up with Jenna and Mitch and Jerry and Erin so basically she's committed friend incest.

by imonlydoingthisforthelikes June 12, 2018

Just A Friend

Used when referring to someone you have a crush on but you're in extreme denial over it.

"looks like we already have two lovebirds."

*Whatever, she's just a friend"
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"You like her a lot, huh?"

"Marinette? Yeah of course, she's a very good friend!"

by MLBFanbase10 March 4, 2021

friend squatting

A term used to describe the selfish act of monopolising one friend's time when you arrive at a party where you are unfamiliar with the majority of guests and/or unwilling to socialise with others.

Wow, did you catch John last night he was totally friend squatting on Louise all night ... bored? She looked like she was in suspended animation.

by Bored Nick August 7, 2005

Naked Friends

Friends, that when hanging out, occasionally become naked and engage in activities of a sexual nature. Not to be confused with friends with benefits.

Guy 1: They're naked friends.
Guy 2: You mean friends with benefits?
Guy 1: No. They're naked friends.
Guy 2: What's the difference?
Guy 1: They still hang out during the day, and they might not have sex when they do hang out.

by Unanimous submissions June 16, 2012

best friend

the one you can run to in the middle of the night with a broken heart and a broken spirit and they do whatever they can to make it right. when your world seems dark and you can't see any hope, they are the light at the end of your tunnel. when a door closes, they kick it in for you or build a new door. they stay up late with you talking about nothing and everything at the same time. no matter what time of day or night, you can depend on them to be there for you. a true best friend is a treasure because they are normally the ones you would have chosen for family if you had the option to. they love you as you are, no matter your flaws. even when you have royally screwed up, they just look at you and tell you that you were stupid and give you a hug to let you know it's alright and that nothing will ever change between you two. in reality, only a few friends can truly be elevated to the status of best friend because only a few will go to hell and back with you and still love you for who you are.

We have been through boyfriends, break ups, rumors, and fights, but we will always be there for each other, because that's our job as best friends.

by Teddiann January 2, 2011

friend stick

Another name for a joint.

Care for a friend stick, my good chum?

by tony_harrison July 24, 2007

best friend

a best friend is someone that means the world to you. someone that you love with all your heart. someone that you wouldn't change for the world. someone that you do everything with, together. someone who is by your side just as much as you are by theirs. having a best friend is the best feeling in the whole wide world. this just makes it a hell of a lot more painful when you're no longer friends. losing this person is the biggest pain ever experienced. how can someone that brings you so much joy, bring you so much pain too? i will never know, but i still care about you, even if you hate me.

a best friend is someone you care about, that you do everything together, can confide in eachother, and trust is a massive key to this

by iwillmarrybammargera March 11, 2012