person 1: yo, my brother cracked on me for getting in a fight at school and lost.
person 2: for real.
person 1: tell him "bro don't act like yo shit don't stank"
person 1: for real
person 2: for real.
person 1: tell him "bro don't act like yo shit don't stank"
person 1: for real
by finalboss954 January 17, 2013

How much does your mom weigh? Um 300 pounds. Shit! Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her! Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!
by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

Pertains to someone who is slacking off or not doing what one is supposed to be doing. Procrastinating, putting things off, slacking.
by wahili October 10, 2005

by Someone that goes to tk💀 March 12, 2019

“Omg my name describes me so perfectly 🥰 everyone def gon wanna read this”
“Girl, no one give 1 fuck what yo name mean”
“Girl, no one give 1 fuck what yo name mean”
by @713.drizzo November 23, 2021

Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book is a dissed to anyone who is fat and has alot of chins like the name chin in china and in phone books chinese people have somtimes the same names so it makes sence
Person1: bro yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book
RandomMofo: daaaaaaamn
OtherRandom: bro im gone dats ohh bro
Person2: imma go home now and cry
Person1: i hope you have enough toliet paper to whip your tears
RandomMofo: daaaaaaamn
OtherRandom: bro im gone dats ohh bro
Person2: imma go home now and cry
Person1: i hope you have enough toliet paper to whip your tears
by Aboychap August 14, 2018

An expression that a dominant person says to a weak person; especially when it comes to a challenge. The expression was actually more of an insult than an intended joke made toward another person.
The expression "Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is" was used by a very dominant person or a bully to insult a weaker person.
by Boyzkang Crudz February 8, 2012
