what the lampshade

my friend jeffrey made this up. it means about the same as what the fuck or what the hell

what the lampshade man!?thats my shoe!

by maryjo December 28, 2004

wait, what?

1. Term used after saying something rather perverted or offensive. Said to make it look like whoever said it, was actually joking but a majority of the time they are not.

2. Used to deflect personal responsibility from a blunt comment.

1. Me- "Hey, how's your day going? Oh yeah, I want to do you in the ass! Wait, what?!"

Girl- "Uh, excuse me?"

Me- "I don't know what you're talking about..."

2. Me- "Why don't you quit being such an asshole? Wait, what?"

You- "What the hell did I do?"

Me- "Um, I was just joking?"

by jeffistic manwhore October 3, 2009

what the lequan

replaces "what the hell" or "what the heck" it is agresively-obbssesively used.

Also:
WHAT THE QUAN
what the lequisha
what the laquanda

What the quan are those squiggles-that look like sperm-doing on the ceiling. They are EVERYWHERE! aaah what the lequisha! What the lequan! What le quannn!!? What the LEQUANDA!!?

by veronicalazarr January 17, 2009

whats gooday

1. same as whats up or how are you.
2. whats going on?

So, whats gooday for tonight?

Whats gooday cuz?

by maximkas July 11, 2009

what-ever

what-ever
1.saying you refuse to talk to someone because they are fugly, and stupid.

get away geek i mean what-ever

by sparky May 13, 2005

what the shit

same meaning as waht the fuck.

god damnit waht the shit

by coined by greek will December 13, 2004

What a Falafel

Some kind of commotion, controversy, or fuss. If you read about a scandal in a newspaper, it could be described as a falafel. Falafel is a humorous-sounding word for a mostly non-humorous situation: some kind of disturbance, scandal or mess. However, a falafel usually isn't 100% serious.

"What a falafel trying to get through the airport!" Said Nicolette to Tiernan

by Tocateous October 7, 2019