Nigga Touch 

Opposite of Midas Touch where everything someone touches turns into gold or makes something creative. Nigga Touch is when everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit.

Nigga: "Aye cuz, I need to borrow your lawnmower!"

Normal Human Being: "Ok, here you go."

2 hours later...

Nigga: "Aye cuz, here's your lawnmower cuz!"

Normal Human Being: "Wait it's destroyed! What happened to it!?!?"

Nigga: "Sheeeeeiiiitt, I don't know!? I just put my hands on it and it just blew up to smithereens.

Normal Human Being: "Oh I see... You got that Nigga Touch!"

Nigga: "Nigga Touch!?!?"

Normal Human Being: "Yeah! Where everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit!"

Nigga Touch by MangoMelon August 9, 2021

Morales touch 

moe·rall·ez t·uh·ch

When you are completing an action or winning/getting ahead in any situation and a person with the surname Morales completes the action, eradicating all feeling of being successful and self satisfaction/pleasure. Also gives flaccid vibes.

I almost got a solo kill in paintball but then Bustin and Pakob did the Morales touch and got a dirty melee kill.

Morales touch by dasapollo September 13, 2021

Willy touch 

when you touch a mans willy towel you have willy touch stay away from people sithit

Kanye has the willy touch

Willy touch by willy touch woman September 24, 2021

National touch thigh day 

National touch thug day is a day where your friends who ever can touch your thigh or thighs .

Aye why you touch her thigh!

It’s national touch thigh day bro
Ohhh okay okay

National touch thigh day by Bracefxce_jay October 4, 2021

National touch thigh day 

National touch thug day is a day where your friends who ever can touch your thigh or thighs . On October 4 or the moth of October .

Aye why you touch her thigh!

It’s national touch thigh day bro
Ohhh okay okay

National touch thigh day by Bracefxce_jay October 4, 2021

Worship TOUCH 

A worship experience open to every weary heart and every burdened soul; in Worship TOUCH you have a chance to get in TOUCH with yourself, your friends, and our Heavenly Father!

Worship TOUCH is a place where broken hearts are healed, restless souls find peace, and those who lose hope be strengthened again! You definitely wouldn’t want to miss it, especially Worship TOUCH PLUS, I heard it’s even more amazing then the regular ones.

Wow, we just went to Worship TOUCH, it's so amazing!!!
You want to worship the Lord from the inside out? Come to Worship TOUCH!!!

Worship TOUCH by glow1c November 24, 2021

cheese touch 

Is a sexually transmitted disease.

“Cheese touch” - this means that you now have an STD

cheese touch by Diarrheasmoothie February 23, 2022