by Jesse v December 21, 2007
Get the Barrel with legsmug. All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).
PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!
PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!
**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**
**Top-Gun-style high five**
PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!
**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**
**Top-Gun-style high five**
by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024
Get the Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGmug. by Gmxlgxlhnjxkgxkgdlhfljvj May 31, 2022
Get the Leg itmug. Another word for butt cheeks that I made up on a whim because butt cheeks do kinda resemble boobs except their on your legs. Like if you put nipples on your butt cheeks they kinda do resemble female breasts.
Jim: Hey look at that chick with them big ass boobs bruh.
Jake: Hell yeah friend, and not only that she rockin' a huge pair of leg-boobs as well mate. Oh gyat!!
Jamie: Hey what the hell are you knuckleheads looking at get your filthy eyes off that fucking girl's ass cheeks!!
Jake: Hell yeah friend, and not only that she rockin' a huge pair of leg-boobs as well mate. Oh gyat!!
Jamie: Hey what the hell are you knuckleheads looking at get your filthy eyes off that fucking girl's ass cheeks!!
by ayeverbpseudopops2024 February 17, 2024
Get the Leg-Boobsmug. by Mtg187 August 25, 2020
Get the Tuna legsmug. by The A guy September 21, 2018
Get the daddy long legsmug. 