Thomas

A crusty old man that smells of out of date mayonnaise.

''What's that smell?''
''Oh, it must be Thomas''

by MayoMan69 November 27, 2021

Thomas

The most sexiest beast in the world.
Has huge penis
Great in bed😏
But procrastinates a lot
And is dumb but gets lucky so he's smart

Wow is that Thomas! He's so dumb he's hot!

by ThomasSexyBoi November 22, 2021

Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman who is having her period.

Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024

Thomas

red hair man

who is that?.
thomas.

by mr kools May 3, 2022

Thomas Cottrell

Everyone hates thomas.

"Whos that ?"
"real question is what's that?"
"thomas cottrell ?"
"Yup"

by thelocalrodentpress February 9, 2023

Thomas

He is the MOB strijder.

Chimeid: Faka Thomas, do you want to fuck me?
Thomas: No of course not a kaolo kec7, MOB!

by MOB strijder February 25, 2017

Thomas

The cutest person in the world

Person: Who's Thomas
Me: JUST THE CUTEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

by SOLJONNYoo May 5, 2024